You're not made of money but you do still crave a Pinterest-worthy house.
And you shall have that house.
Homeware doesn't need to cost the earth – in fact, here's a whole bunch of excellent stuff that costs less than a meal but looks like it costs more than your rent.
You can pin anything to this, from shopping lists to wedding invites. May we suggest, though, that you use it to display those lovely postcards you bought at the V&A which are still sitting at the bottom of your drawer?
Primark Copper Metal Grid Photograph Holder, £2.50, available at Primark
A single palm leaf will look top-notch in this fine specimen. If you can't be bothered to keep replacing said palm leaf as it wilts, buy a fake one from Amazon. No judgement here.
Berylune Colour Glass Bottle Vase, £7.95, available at Etsy
You, too, can be that guy – that guy that buys really wanky coffee for his cafetière and uses a spoon like this to scoop the coffee and clip the packet back up when he's done. Be that guy, reach for the stars.
Hay x COS Clip Clip Spoon, £7, available at COS
You bake, right? Of course you don't. Nevertheless this cup makes for a nice ornament.
Rockett St. George Midas Gold Measuring Cup, £6.50, available at Rockett St. George
Hanging a little mirror right next to the door is always an excellent way to ensure you get from house to work without toothpaste stains on your chin.
Hema Triangle Mirror, £7.50, available at Hema
Can't afford a wicker peacock chair? Wicker up your glasses instead. Much more affordable.
Rose & Grey Wicker & Glass Cup, £7.50, available at Rose & Grey
Buy a bunch of these and build a super cute, dried flower-holding army.
Hubsch Visage Vases, £6.95, available at Trouva
Use as a planter for your succulents or a holder for your kitchenware.
Graham & Green Fruit Storage Tins, £9.50, available at Graham & Green
Finally, you shall be the kind of dinner party host who pre-pours the red wine into a carafe.
IKEA STOCKHOLM 2017 Carafe, £5, available at IKEA
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